The Most Advanced Piece of Technology You Will Ever Pee On

March 3rd, 2008

Anyone seen the new Clear Blue Easy Pregnancy test advertising?

It’s kind of … odd.

I can’t believe on TV they show a big stream of..you know hitting a stick. 0.o

I find this one to prove it wrong though. Pee on THAT!

Achewood Writes Women So Well?

February 8th, 2008

Oh man, I nearly spit out my morning coffee on this one guys, it’s golden.

Achewood Romance Women

Chobits: The Facts!

January 29th, 2008

 Sumomo and Friend

Persocom: Personal Computer

Why not Robots? In the final chapter of the manga, Chitose Hibiya explains that humanoid computers are not named “robots” because Ichiro Mihara did not include the Three Laws of Robotics in them.

I Hate Recap episodes.

Episodes 9, 18, and an extra 27th OVA episode are used as “recap” episodes, looking back on the events that happened previously.

Plum is not the only adorable “laptop” persocom

There is a 6-minute special episode: “Sumomo and Kotoko on a Quest”, or “Chibits”, concerning Sumomo and Kotoko.

Chobits is one of Clamp’s first attempts at the seinen (Older Male) genre.

It seems more like adolescents with a heart, but whatever you wanna call it.

This show had some crazy undertones.

The series deals with issues and ideals of virginity, and sexual intercourse in that Chi is effectively incapable of sexual intercourse (in the manga) and must therefore only entrust her body to someone who cares for her well-being. The series also hints that Chi’s particular placement of her “on switch” is added after Freya’s death, since her father gave her “special abilities”. Along with his goal to ensure all persocoms found happiness, the placement of Chi’s on switch ensures that her personality will thrive only in a relationship in which she is loved without the pressure of sex. Persocoms, like women before the women’s liberation, are viewed as objects that meet needs rather than to be loved. This is shown in the series, particularly when several males attempt to “interfere” with Chi. The idea of “love”, as a concept is addressed for the denominator of the series, in several installments of “A City with No People”; this deals with issues particularly relating to searching, and subsequently waiting for someone who is what would be referred to as a “soul mate”. This is in parallel to the story of Freya, who fell in love with her father and creator, and ultimately wished death due to heartache, and is used as a means of “aiding” Chi in her quest for “A Person Just For Me”, or “My One and Only”. Both Chi and her sister, Freya; Atashi being linked to Chi, and the companion, linked to Freya.

I want a robot.

Terminator 4

Rants Are Here

January 29th, 2008

 Rabbit with Pancake On Head

Okay guys, the greatness of Internet Rants has finally arrived, so if you go under the RANTS section they’ll be lots of complain’ and moaning from different people I’ve run into on the ‘net.

Internet Party

January 25th, 2008

It’s an internet Party, and all your favorite websites are invited.

When the house owners are away, all the sites will play!

Barkley Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden

January 23rd, 2008

Wow, okay this is just an incredible concept for a free game. It’s a bit incredible that someone made it but, you be the judge.

If this isn’t Charles Barkley I don’t know what is: (Click to Enlarge)

Charles Barkley Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden

Here’s the Premise:

The Great B-Ball Purge of 2041, a day so painful to some that it is referred to only as the “B-Ballnacht”. Thousands upon thousands of the world’s greatest ballers were massacred in a swath of violence and sports bigotry as the game was outlawed worldwide. The reason: the Chaos Dunk, a jam so powerful its mere existence threatens the balance of chaos and order. Among the few ballers and fans that survived the basketball genocide was Charles Barkley, the man capable of performing the “Verboten Jam”…

Flash forward 12 years to the post-cyberpocalyptic ruins of Neo New York, 2053. A Chaos Dunk rocks the island of Manhattan, killing 15 million. When the finger is put on the aging Charles Barkley, he must evade the capture of the B-Ball Removal Department, led by former friend and baller Michael Jordan, and disappear into the dangerous underground of the post-cyberpocalypse to clear his name and find out the mysterious truth behind the Chaos Dunk. Joined by allies along the way, including his son Hoopz, Barkley must face the dangers of a life he thought he gave up a long time ago and discover the secrets behind the terrorist organization B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S.

Sound good? Or Sound crazy enough you just have to try it? Five good links to download it are right below.

Credits:

  1. Tales of Games Studio for Creating the game.
  2. Gaming World for Mirror Links